Tuesday, June 30, 2009

I'm still alive.

For all four of you who read this, I am, in fact, still alive (and still using too many commas and not enough spell check).

I've avoided posting because, honestly, it's been a really shitty month. While shittiness is the main motivator for some people top blog, I tend to internalize the consequences of life and/or my mistakes. Plus, I am horrible at translating my thoughts into writing because my EPIC brain moves a 1.21 Gigawatts/sec and I can only type about 6 wpm.

Anyway, that's it.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Sunday, May 10, 2009

With so much drama in the LBC...

Well, there isn't any drama actually. I'm settled in and all is well. Maybe I'll post something interesting in the near future. But let's be honest, I'm not a blogger. So I wouldn't expect anything but pure crap. :)

Friday, May 1, 2009

Condie Rice: Factual Intelligence unmatched by Hillary

Know-it-all student brings his "A" game to Condie on the subject of torture. Learns lessons his professors would never bother to teach:

Original Source: Redstate.com

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

How to WIN at Ballsucking

Yes, this really happened to me.

Click to enlarge.

Note: Myspace? Really?

When I got laid off, I needed to reduce my rent. I found this dude on CL. His prior roomie bailed and he was desperate to cover that portion of the rent. I asked how long he'd been here and if he planned on moving anytime soon because I needed something stable. His biggest concern was not getting stuck again. So, we mutually agreed to at least 30 days notice if either of us were to move and there was NO mention of the sob story above.

Needless to say, Alex Larsen scores a 'flawless' in Epic Ballsucking.
(And I gots to move, nigga!)

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Old socks and imaginary monster trucks.

Mention my name and receive free stories about how awesome I am at everything.

Kathie, (whom is far more attractive than the typical front-yard flea market entrepreneur) says,
"I am having a massive yard sale at my house this Saturday. I need this shit to GO."

20 N Arlington St
Manville, NJ 08835
9am-4pm (rain date the following weekend)