For all four of you who read this, I am, in fact, still alive (and still using too many commas and not enough spell check).
I've avoided posting because, honestly, it's been a really shitty month. While shittiness is the main motivator for some people top blog, I tend to internalize the consequences of life and/or my mistakes. Plus, I am horrible at translating my thoughts into writing because my EPIC brain moves a 1.21 Gigawatts/sec and I can only type about 6 wpm.
Anyway, that's it.