When I got laid off, I needed to reduce my rent. I found this dude on CL. His prior roomie bailed and he was desperate to cover that portion of the rent. I asked how long he'd been here and if he planned on moving anytime soon because I needed something stable. His biggest concern was not getting stuck again. So, we mutually agreed to at least 30 days notice if either of us were to move and there was NO mention of the sob story above.
Needless to say, Alex Larsen scores a 'flawless' in Epic Ballsucking.
(And I gots to move, nigga!)