I wake up and piss Excellence

I'm still alive.

2009-06-30T00:52:00.000-07:00

For all four of you who read this, I am, in fact, still alive (and still using too many commas and not enough spell check).

I've avoided posting because, honestly, it's been a really shitty month. While shittiness is the main motivator for some people top blog, I tend to internalize the consequences of life and/or my mistakes. Plus, I am horrible at translating my thoughts into writing because my EPIC brain moves a 1.21 Gigawatts/sec and I can only type about 6 wpm.

Anyway, that's it.

More of a BMW WIN than an Audi FAIL

2009-05-29T01:02:00.000-07:00

see more Fail Blog

With so much drama in the LBC...

2009-05-10T22:49:00.000-07:00

Well, there isn't any drama actually. I'm settled in and all is well. Maybe I'll post something interesting in the near future. But let's be honest, I'm not a blogger. So I wouldn't expect anything but pure crap. :)

Condie Rice: Factual Intelligence unmatched by Hillary

2009-05-01T19:41:00.000-07:00

Know-it-all student brings his "A" game to Condie on the subject of torture. Learns lessons his professors would never bother to teach:

Original Source: Redstate.com

How to WIN at Ballsucking

2009-04-28T01:37:00.000-07:00

Yes, this really happened to me.

Click to enlarge.

Note: Myspace? Really?

When I got laid off, I needed to reduce my rent. I found this dude on CL. His prior roomie bailed and he was desperate to cover that portion of the rent. I asked how long he'd been here and if he planned on moving anytime soon because I needed something stable. His biggest concern was not getting stuck again. So, we mutually agreed to at least 30 days notice if either of us were to move and there was NO mention of the sob story above.

Needless to say, Alex Larsen scores a 'flawless' in Epic Ballsucking.
(And I gots to move, nigga!)

2009-04-26T21:01:00.000-07:00

Old socks and imaginary monster trucks.

2009-04-16T13:12:00.000-07:00

Mention my name and receive free stories about how awesome I am at everything.

Kathie, (whom is far more attractive than the typical front-yard flea market entrepreneur) says,
"I am having a massive yard sale at my house this Saturday. I need this shit to GO."

Details:
20 N Arlington St
Manville, NJ 08835
9am-4pm (rain date the following weekend)

When I speak I scream...

2009-04-11T05:01:00.000-07:00

Did a little live "broadcast" earlier, which was the first since moving into this place. Everything seems to work. Other than that, nothing exciting here.

Today's Children: Tomorrow's Socialists

2009-04-05T12:10:00.000-07:00

I'm not implying liberals are socialists. I'll wait until we've become a one-party government to do so.

2009-04-03T20:12:00.001-07:00

Think I am going to stay into night. Testing to see if this ends up in foru defferent places.

There's no words on it.

2009-04-03T16:31:00.000-07:00

Just made a bit of an effort to clean the blog up and figured I'd post the video that it is named after. Enjoy

Your Account is Invalid

2009-04-01T22:16:00.000-07:00

From Digg support:
"Your account was reported to us for abusive activity in comments. Specifically, "Hey, what's good, faggot?"..." (I had made this remark as a reply to "good morning wingnuts" in a thread for a Conservative article.)

I have no beef with Digg. They are required to have (and enforce) some opinion-limiting provisions in their TOS as an insurance policy from offended liberals seeking justice (aka unearned money) via lawsuit and I had clearly violated one of them. They responded promptly to my inquiry and reinstated my account quickly after verifying that I took another look at the TOS.

In yet another confusing contradiction to the belief that we are progressing as a society, it looks as though we're losing our own freedom of expression insurance policy, the Digg Community's only unwritten law: "Don't tattle (aka hit the report button). It's babyish and only serves to limit the honesty in our communications with one another". To me, this violates the very purpose of Digg's existence. If people wanted to hang around in a virtual circle-jerk of agreement, there are plenty of web sites to do so for any political or philosophical ideology. Digg is the destination to find out what other people think is important, give props if we agree and debate if we do not.

In closing, I do not want to offend any good-minded democrats. I still want to be able to come to Digg and I respect whatever you have to say and understand that what I think does not matter.
I've read many of the Daily Kos submissions today (Thank you, sir!) and even though the authors are unable to find compensation for their work, I personally think they are all just magnificent examples of journalism at it's finest (May I have another?) .

John the Secretary Kerry confuses taxpayers for his wife. He wants your money.

2009-03-24T07:22:00.000-07:00

This guy lives off of his rich wife and American tax dollars but wants to question your ability to take back some of the revenue you reluctantly mailed in.